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News Of The Duh: Hostile North Korea May Present Threat To Peace
The Leaders of Japan, South Korea and China held a summit recently to discuss North Korea’s unprovoked torpedo attack on the South Korean vessel, the Cheonan. Apparently, one objective of the summit...
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Dear Leader Tells N. Korea Soccer Team: It’s Arr Good, Ferrahs!
By Smaktakula Word came quickly from Pyongyang today in an effort to quell the persistent rumors that Supreme Leader Kim Jong-il is displeased with North Korea’s poor showing at the World Cup. The...
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North Korea Edges Out ‘Latin American Prison’ To Become World’s Worst Place...
North Korea has long been an object of pity among the developed world. Not only must the citizenry of the impoverished third-world hellhole suffer under the tyrannical dictatorship of a demented...
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‘Lil ‘Lil Kim’s ‘Lil Weight Problem
By Smaktakula Meet The New Boss, Same As The Old Boss. Except Much Fatter. It’s not typical in the information age for the political rising star of a nuclear-capable rogue state to go unnoticed by...
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Tonight, A Father And Son Are A Rittre Ress Ronery
By Smaktakula In Another Time, Another Place--This Could Have Been The Kims. Perhaps Then They Wouldn't Be So . . . Ronery. In the dismal, crumbling concrete tomb that is Pyongyang, there are small but...
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Promethean Times’ 2010 Person Of The Year: Us
By Promethean Times Conventional wisdom warns that TIME‘s annual Person of the Year award is so iconic as to render superfluous any imitations. However, as it has so many times before, Promethean...
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